When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi Recreation and Sports All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom Recreation and Sports
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Recreation and Sports I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Recreation and Sports
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Recreation and Sports It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Recreation and Sports
Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Recreation and Sports A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Recreation and Sports
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Recreation and Sports It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Recreation and Sports
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Recreation and Sports A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Recreation and Sports
In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Recreation and Sports Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Recreation and Sports
Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Recreation and Sports
I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Recreation and Sports Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu Recreation and Sports
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) Recreation and Sports The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Recreation and Sports
"There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Recreation and Sports How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen Recreation and Sports
