Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Dubrovnik A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Dubrovnik
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Dubrovnik Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Dubrovnik
We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Dubrovnik I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov Dubrovnik
If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Dubrovnik Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem Dubrovnik
"It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Dubrovnik The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson Dubrovnik
Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Dubrovnik I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Dubrovnik
It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Dubrovnik I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln Dubrovnik
Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James Dubrovnik The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Dubrovnik
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Dubrovnik Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Dubrovnik
Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Dubrovnik The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Dubrovnik
The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Dubrovnik I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Dubrovnik
