A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Real Estate Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Real Estate
If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Real Estate A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Real Estate
When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Real Estate Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and Real Estate
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Real Estate Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Real Estate
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Real Estate "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Real Estate
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Real Estate There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Real Estate
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Real Estate "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Real Estate
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Real Estate When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Real Estate
My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Real Estate "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Real Estate
...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Real Estate I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres Real Estate
Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Real Estate The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Real Estate
