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Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Travel and Tourism "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) Travel and Tourism
Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Travel and Tourism I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Travel and Tourism These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Travel and Tourism
Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Travel and Tourism
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i Travel and Tourism That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns Travel and Tourism
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic Travel and Tourism "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Travel and Tourism Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Travel and Tourism
The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Travel and Tourism If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Travel and Tourism
I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Travel and Tourism Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. Travel and Tourism
"I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Travel and Tourism You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Travel and Tourism
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen Travel and Tourism We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Travel and Tourism
