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I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Peljesac "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Peljesac
I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Peljesac I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Peljesac
Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Peljesac Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Peljesac
"You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Peljesac It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Peljesac
Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Peljesac Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Peljesac
The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Peljesac A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Peljesac
A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Peljesac The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Peljesac
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-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Peljesac When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Peljesac
Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst Peljesac Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
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"To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Peljesac There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere Peljesac
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Peljesac One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Peljesac
