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"One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Travel and Tourism Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Travel and Tourism
"We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Travel and Tourism "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Travel and Tourism
"What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Travel and Tourism Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Travel and Tourism
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying Travel and Tourism
"Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Travel and Tourism It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Travel and Tourism
"When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Travel and Tourism "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Travel and Tourism
blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch Travel and Tourism "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Travel and Tourism
"There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Travel and Tourism We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Travel and Tourism
In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne Travel and Tourism Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis Travel and Tourism
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Travel and Tourism "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Travel and Tourism
Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran Travel and Tourism Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism
