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Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Vir There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Vir
Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Vir A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Vir
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Vir Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Vir
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Vir A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Vir
It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Vir A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Vir
"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Vir Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Vir
An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Marriage is a rest period between romances. It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen Vir He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Vir
Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Vir The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Vir
"If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Vir Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Vir
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb Vir The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Vir
All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein Vir "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Vir
