Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Arts and Entertainment Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney Arts and Entertainment
"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Arts and Entertainment "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Arts and Entertainment
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Arts and Entertainment You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Arts and Entertainment
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Arts and Entertainment Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Arts and Entertainment
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Arts and Entertainment Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins Arts and Entertainment
>From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill Arts and Entertainment It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Arts and Entertainment
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Arts and Entertainment There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Arts and Entertainment
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Arts and Entertainment "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde Arts and Entertainment
"Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Arts and Entertainment There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Arts and Entertainment
If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Arts and Entertainment If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Arts and Entertainment
Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Arts and Entertainment An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Arts and Entertainment
