"It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Business and Economy The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw Business and Economy
"Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Business and Economy Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous Business and Economy
I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Business and Economy Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Business and Economy
"The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Business and Economy There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Business and Economy
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Business and Economy "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere Business and Economy
Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Business and Economy First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana Business and Economy
When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Business and Economy "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Business and Economy
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Business and Economy Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Business and Economy
"Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Business and Economy "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Business and Economy
"Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley Business and Economy If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Business and Economy
Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Business and Economy Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Business and Economy
