The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu Education "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Education
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Education My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Education
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Education blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Education
Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Education Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Education
"Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Education "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Education
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Education "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Education
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Education Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Education
"There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Spinster: A bachelor's wife. MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) Education The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Education
To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Education I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Education
"I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Education Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Education
Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Education Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Education
