Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Health "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Health
Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
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-- Mortimer J. Adler Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Health Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Health
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Health A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Health
If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous Health To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Health
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) Health Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
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-- Dave Barry Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard Health
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
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-- Sydney Smith Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Health The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine Health
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Health Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Health
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
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-- Olin Miller He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Health Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Health
Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Health "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Health
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Health "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Health
Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Health It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Health
