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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Lodging "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Lodging
"A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Lodging "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Lodging
Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor Lodging My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Lodging
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric Lodging You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Lodging
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge Lodging Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Lodging
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea Lodging Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Lodging
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes Lodging Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Lodging
Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Lodging Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Lodging
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Lodging Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Lodging
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Lodging Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken Lodging
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Lodging Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Lodging
