Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
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Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
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-- Gandhi "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
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"I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
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-- Virginia Woolf Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Health
When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
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-- George We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
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-- John Stuart Mill Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
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-- William Jennings Bryant The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
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-- Niels Bohr Health I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Health
Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
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-- Garry Trudeau Health Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Health
"As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
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what I have to give.
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-- John G. Pollard Health
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
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- Robert Orben In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Health "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
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-- H. L. Mencken Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Health
To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
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-- Samuel Butler Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand Health Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom Health
Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
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-- Victor Hugo The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Health Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
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Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Health "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
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Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
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-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Health And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
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-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Health
