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-- Robert M. Pirsig If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert Business and Economy Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito Business and Economy
"One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Business and Economy A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Business and Economy
Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Business and Economy "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) Business and Economy
I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Business and Economy "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard Business and Economy
The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
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contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Business and Economy
The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël Business and Economy "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Business and Economy
Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Business and Economy Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson Business and Economy
"God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
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-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Business and Economy Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Business and Economy
"The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Business and Economy The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos Business and Economy
When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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-- Anonymous "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Business and Economy
The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
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-- English Proverb And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery Business and Economy
