Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Real Estate The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley Real Estate
Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Real Estate "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Real Estate
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Real Estate It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Real Estate
The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Real Estate "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl Real Estate
"One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Real Estate I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous Real Estate
The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Real Estate Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Real Estate
The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Real Estate "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban Real Estate
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous Real Estate The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Real Estate
My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein Real Estate Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Real Estate
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer Real Estate "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) Real Estate
"Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Real Estate I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Real Estate
