Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Education Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Education
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Education Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Education
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Education "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Education
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein Education "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Education
Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Education A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Education
We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Education This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Education
Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Education The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Education
We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Education I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Education
Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Education You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau Education
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Education "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen Education
Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern Education The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Education
