blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Health "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Health
Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Health Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Health
"It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Health "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Health
A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Health If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Health
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) Health Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Health
I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Health Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Health
I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Health Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Health
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
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plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Health
Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Health "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Health
If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' Health The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Health
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Health "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Health
