Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Senj "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Senj
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Senj If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Senj
"Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius Senj "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Senj
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney Senj blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Senj
The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Senj A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Senj
Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Senj Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Senj
I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Senj Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Senj
To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Senj Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Senj
"What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Senj Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Senj
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Senj Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Senj
I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Senj The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Senj
