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-- George Eliot There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
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-- Virginia Woolf Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
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Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
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-- Robert Benchley Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Hotels "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
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- Irving Kristol Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
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-- Steve Bluestone A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Hotels Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
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-- Benjamin Disraeli Hotels
Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
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-- Anonymous Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Hotels blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
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It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
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-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Hotels Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
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"Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
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-- Arnold Toynbee Hotels Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
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-- John Kenneth Galbraith Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
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-- Will Rogers Hotels
"Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
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-- Anonymous "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
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You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Early to rise and early to bed.
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-- James Thurber I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Hotels If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
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-- Dale Carnegie "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Hotels
"Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
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-- Alfred Hitchcock Hotels Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
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-- John Von Neuman "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
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The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
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-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Hotels Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
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The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams Hotels May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
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