The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Travel and Tourism Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge Travel and Tourism
See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Travel and Tourism Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Travel and Tourism
"One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Travel and Tourism Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Travel and Tourism
"Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Travel and Tourism
Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Travel and Tourism You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Travel and Tourism
Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Travel and Tourism "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism
Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Travel and Tourism Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson Travel and Tourism
If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Travel and Tourism Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Travel and Tourism
"In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Travel and Tourism There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Travel and Tourism
Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Travel and Tourism One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Travel and Tourism
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Travel and Tourism Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Travel and Tourism
