If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Lodging Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Lodging
"There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Lodging Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Lodging
I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje Lodging I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Lodging
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Lodging The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Lodging
Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Lodging Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Lodging
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Lodging Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Lodging
Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Lodging A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Lodging
Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry Lodging Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Lodging
Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Lodging The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin Lodging
A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Lodging "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Lodging
Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Lodging Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Lodging
