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The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Split Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch Split
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Split I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Split Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
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I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Split Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) Split
Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Split What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Split
My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Split English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
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"Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Split I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Split
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Split One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Split
Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Split The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
"I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Split
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Split All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
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The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell Split My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
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