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There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Guides and Directories Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Guides and Directories
"Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano Guides and Directories The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Guides and Directories
Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Guides and Directories The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford Guides and Directories
Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Guides and Directories I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Guides and Directories
Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Guides and Directories The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Guides and Directories
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Guides and Directories "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Guides and Directories
Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton Guides and Directories Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Guides and Directories
There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Guides and Directories "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Guides and Directories
Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Guides and Directories A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time Guides and Directories
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous Guides and Directories "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Guides and Directories
You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Guides and Directories Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Guides and Directories
