We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Education The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Education
To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Education Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) Education
Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Education When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland My other wife is beautiful. "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Education
It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Education Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Education
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Education Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Education
He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) Education Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Education
Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Education The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Education
If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Education "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Education
I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Education Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Education
"If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Education The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Education
"The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Education If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Education
