In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Varazdin "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Varazdin
blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Varazdin Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous Varazdin
Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Varazdin We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Varazdin
When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Varazdin Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Varazdin
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard Varazdin I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Varazdin
Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Varazdin "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Varazdin
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) Varazdin "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea Varazdin
Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards Varazdin If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Varazdin
Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Varazdin Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Varazdin
The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! Varazdin Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Varazdin
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Varazdin Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Varazdin
