Faculty of Organization and Informatics - The main aim of the Faculty is to provide our students with the first class education in the field of Information Science and Information Technology.
"Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Education If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Education
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) Education "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Education
You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Education "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Education
I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Education One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Education
"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? Education Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Education
... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Education "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton Education
"If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Education I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger Education
I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Education There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Education
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Education The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Education
"All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith Education Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Education
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Education Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Education
