A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Vinkovci If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Vinkovci
At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Vinkovci Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Vinkovci
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Vinkovci Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin Vinkovci
"Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Vinkovci I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Vinkovci
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours Vinkovci Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Vinkovci
Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Vinkovci Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Vinkovci
Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Vinkovci "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Vinkovci
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Vinkovci Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers Vinkovci
"The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison Vinkovci Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Vinkovci
"Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Vinkovci A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Vinkovci
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Vinkovci It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Vinkovci
