The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. What's new? Most of my wife. Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Hotels What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Hotels
The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Hotels Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Hotels
"Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Hotels Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Hotels
"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Hotels What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Hotels
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S Hotels "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Hotels
During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Hotels It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Hotels
I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Hotels "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Hotels
Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Hotels A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali Hotels
"People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Hotels May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie Hotels
If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Hotels Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall Hotels
Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer Hotels Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Hotels
