Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Lodging People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Lodging
Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Lodging Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford Lodging
The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Lodging Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Lodging
Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Lodging We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Lodging
If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Lodging Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde Lodging
Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Lodging Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Lodging
An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha Lodging You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Lodging
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Lodging He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Lodging
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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-- Karen Sunde Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Lodging In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Lodging
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley Lodging I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Lodging
Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Lodging "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb Lodging
