Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Education The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Education
Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Education blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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-- Mao Tse-tung When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Education
If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Education Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Education
The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Education "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken Education
It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II Education Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Education
If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Education When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii Education
"The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Education It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Education
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Education Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
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Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Education The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Education
"Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Education There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Education
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Education A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Education
