In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Skydiving Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Skydiving
Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Skydiving Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata Skydiving
What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin Skydiving Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Skydiving
Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Skydiving "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Skydiving
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Skydiving Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Skydiving
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Skydiving To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Skydiving
If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu Skydiving "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Skydiving
There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Skydiving Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous Skydiving
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer Skydiving For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Skydiving
He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Skydiving With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Skydiving
The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Skydiving He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford Skydiving
