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-- Rory Bremner "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde Speleology I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Speleology
"He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Speleology I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Speleology
Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Speleology blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Speleology
Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Speleology The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Speleology
For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Speleology "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Speleology
The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Speleology Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre Speleology
Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Speleology I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Speleology
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Speleology "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres Speleology
All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Speleology Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken Speleology
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Speleology I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Speleology
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Speleology There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Speleology
