If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Astrology "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous Astrology
Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Astrology A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Astrology
...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) Astrology The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Astrology
When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Astrology "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Astrology
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Astrology Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Astrology
"How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana Astrology If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Astrology
What's new? Most of my wife. The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Astrology No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada Astrology
You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous Astrology "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Astrology
"As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard Astrology Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Astrology
"Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Astrology If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Astrology
If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Astrology "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Astrology
