Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
"Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
