Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Sexuality I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem Sexuality
What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Sexuality "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope Sexuality
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Sexuality "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Sexuality
"Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Sexuality We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Sexuality
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Sexuality The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Sexuality
Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Sexuality The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Sexuality
Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Sexuality "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Sexuality
Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Sexuality "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Sexuality
Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Sexuality Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Sexuality
At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Sexuality Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal Sexuality
We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Sexuality Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Sexuality
