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"If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Health There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Health
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Health We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Health
A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Health In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Health
I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Health Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Health
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Health "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Health
"The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Health "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Health
It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Health Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
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-- Wedding Toast Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Health
"A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Health "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position Health
Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Health While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Health
We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Health Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Health
"He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Health Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Health
