Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Karlstejn All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Karlstejn
It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Karlstejn Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Karlstejn
You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Karlstejn "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Karlstejn
"When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Karlstejn Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) Karlstejn
>From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Karlstejn Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Karlstejn
"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous Karlstejn When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Karlstejn
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Karlstejn Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Karlstejn
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Karlstejn While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Karlstejn
The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Karlstejn Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Karlstejn
"Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Karlstejn Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Karlstejn
Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Karlstejn Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Karlstejn
