Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Lodenice Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Lodenice
He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Lodenice In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Lodenice
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Lodenice Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Lodenice
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers Lodenice The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain Lodenice
What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Lodenice There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Lodenice
The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Lodenice The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Lodenice
Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Lodenice Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Lodenice
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Lodenice His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Lodenice
"I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Lodenice I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Lodenice
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Lodenice Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Lodenice
"Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of Lodenice "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Lodenice
