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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Hradec Kralove A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
"Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Hradec Kralove
I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein Hradec Kralove "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Hradec Kralove
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Hradec Kralove No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Hradec Kralove
Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Hradec Kralove "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Hradec Kralove
"Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Hradec Kralove The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Hradec Kralove
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Hradec Kralove "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch Hradec Kralove
"Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Hradec Kralove Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Hradec Kralove
Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Hradec Kralove "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Hradec Kralove
Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Hradec Kralove Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow Hradec Kralove
Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Hradec Kralove The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem Hradec Kralove
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Hradec Kralove Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Hradec Kralove
