Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Hradec Kralove City "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata Hradec Kralove City
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Hradec Kralove City Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Hradec Kralove City
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes Hradec Kralove City I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Hradec Kralove City
"A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Hradec Kralove City "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Hradec Kralove City
After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Hradec Kralove City A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign Hradec Kralove City
When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Hradec Kralove City A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Hradec Kralove City
Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Hradec Kralove City History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work Hradec Kralove City
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Hradec Kralove City "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe Hradec Kralove City
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Hradec Kralove City The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Hradec Kralove City
Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Hradec Kralove City "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 Hradec Kralove City
Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Hradec Kralove City Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Hradec Kralove City
