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A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Kohoutov An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Kohoutov
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Kohoutov "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Kohoutov
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Kohoutov "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Kohoutov
"We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Kohoutov Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Kohoutov
Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Kohoutov Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Kohoutov
Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Kohoutov I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kohoutov
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Kohoutov "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Kohoutov
"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Kohoutov He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Kohoutov
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Kohoutov "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Kohoutov
I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Kohoutov The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler Kohoutov
Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Kohoutov You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Kohoutov
