Karlovy Vary - Official site. Includes details of the area's history, notable sights, leisure activities, and contact details.
"You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Marriage is a rest period between romances. "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Karlovy Vary Town Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Karlovy Vary Town
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Karlovy Vary Town A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Karlovy Vary Town
Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Karlovy Vary Town "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Karlovy Vary Town
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Karlovy Vary Town A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Karlovy Vary Town
"One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Karlovy Vary Town Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Karlovy Vary Town
My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Karlovy Vary Town If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre Karlovy Vary Town
"It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Karlovy Vary Town "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student Karlovy Vary Town
Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Karlovy Vary Town Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u Karlovy Vary Town
Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Karlovy Vary Town It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers Karlovy Vary Town
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Karlovy Vary Town There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Karlovy Vary Town
Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Karlovy Vary Town Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Karlovy Vary Town
