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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Turnov Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Turnov
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Turnov I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Turnov
"Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Turnov I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time Turnov
The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any My other wife is beautiful. Turnov Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Turnov
"What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Turnov It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Turnov
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford Turnov A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Turnov
Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings Turnov Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Turnov
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Turnov There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Turnov
You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Turnov The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Turnov
Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Turnov Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Turnov
"The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Turnov The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Turnov
