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Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous Ceska Trebova I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Ceska Trebova
Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Ceska Trebova The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry Ceska Trebova
"...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet Ceska Trebova "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Ceska Trebova
cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Ceska Trebova "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Ceska Trebova
There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Ceska Trebova There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Ceska Trebova
"Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Ceska Trebova "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Ceska Trebova
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Ceska Trebova "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Ceska Trebova
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) Ceska Trebova Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown Ceska Trebova
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Ceska Trebova The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Ceska Trebova
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Ceska Trebova Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom Ceska Trebova
"Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Ceska Trebova I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Ceska Trebova
