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Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Prachatice He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Prachatice
If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Prachatice "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Prachatice
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Prachatice If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Prachatice
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Prachatice A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Prachatice
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Prachatice Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Prachatice
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Prachatice If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Prachatice
You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Prachatice Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Prachatice
"I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Prachatice A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Prachatice
Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Prachatice Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Prachatice
Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Prachatice Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Prachatice
Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Prachatice Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln May you never leave your marriage alive. Prachatice
