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"Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev May you never leave your marriage alive. Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight May you never leave your marriage alive. Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
"When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
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-- Bobcat Goldthwait People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
"The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
