Museums in Denmark - Peruse this list of Denmark museums covering such subjects as women, culture, historical alliances, contemporary art, and inventions.
The Danish Immigrant Museum - The mission is to tell the story of Danish immigrants and the Danish American experience.
"Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Museums It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Museums
I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Museums If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Museums
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Museums Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Museums
Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Museums "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Museums
Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Museums You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Museums
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt Museums True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Museums
If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Museums I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Museums
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Museums In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Museums
"Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. Museums blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Museums
"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Museums To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Museums
"Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Museums I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings Museums
