"I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Advertising and Marketing If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Advertising and Marketing
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Advertising and Marketing Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Advertising and Marketing
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Advertising and Marketing The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Advertising and Marketing
We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Advertising and Marketing God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast Advertising and Marketing
People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Advertising and Marketing If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Advertising and Marketing
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Advertising and Marketing More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Advertising and Marketing
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as Advertising and Marketing "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Advertising and Marketing
It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Advertising and Marketing "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Advertising and Marketing
"The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Advertising and Marketing Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Advertising and Marketing
Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Advertising and Marketing Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Advertising and Marketing
"The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Advertising and Marketing Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Advertising and Marketing
