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"It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Computers and Internet It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Computers and Internet
Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Computers and Internet And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Computers and Internet
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana Computers and Internet The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Computers and Internet
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Computers and Internet "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Computers and Internet
"O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Computers and Internet Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Computers and Internet
"I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Computers and Internet We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Computers and Internet
"Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Computers and Internet The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Computers and Internet
Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton Computers and Internet Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Computers and Internet
The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Computers and Internet A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford Computers and Internet
"One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) Computers and Internet Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Computers and Internet
"There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Computers and Internet The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler Computers and Internet
