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"Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Communities We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Communities
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton Communities Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Communities
"In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Communities What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Communities
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Communities The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers Communities
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Communities A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Communities
NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Communities Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Communities
Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Communities A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Communities
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous May you never leave your marriage alive. "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Communities A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Communities
It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Communities NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Communities
When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Communities Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Communities
Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de Communities If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Communities
